Was scrolling thru' my old blogs , and i found some jokes which i think it's still funny so decided to post it out and share share .
why does the shopkeeper put his/her things on the right?
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-because customer is always right.
why did the one hand man cross the road?
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-because he wants to go to a second hand shop.
why can't i breathe in the lift?(racist)
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-because im taking the lift with an indian.
(Ah Beng Jokes)
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again.
Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How come the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so.
He replied that the weather forecast announced
that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.